SOME SERIOUS POTATO ZOMBIE JOKES

“Knock, Knock”

“Who’s there ?”

“Some potato jokes ”

… “That’s not funny.”

“Okay, read the jokes below then.”

EXCITING NEWS!! We now have 8 jokes! ...

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EXCITING NEWS!! We now have 8 jokes! ... 〰️

  • ' Did you hear about the race between Agent P and Agent T (Tomato) ? ... Agent P was ahead and Agent T was trying to ketchup! '

  • Q- Why was the potato so warm? ... A- because it was a JACKET potato !

  • Q- What's a zombie's least favourite room in the house? ... A-The Living room!

  • Q- Why was the chip the fastest runner? .. A -Because it was FAST food!

  • Q- What is a zombie's favourite sauce to eat with brains? ... A- GRAVE-y

  • Q- What's a potato's least favourite day? ... A- FRY-day!

  • Q- What do zombies say before they eat? .. A- 'BONE- apetit! '

  • Q- What do you call a spinning potato? ... A- a rotate-o!